Christmas Crowds...

[Chipchopper]

Fighting my way through the mad rush of Christmas shoppers in the high street, I noticed a poor old lady trying to cross the busy road, without any success.
I decided to be helpful and point out that there was a zebra crossing just a few yards away down the street.
"Well I hope its having better luck than I'am" She replied!

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[elliemay1]

The old ones are the best!

[Bazile]

I heard that a Pelican was also having the same trouble

[marval]

lol

[elliemay1]

There's an old joke about a battered and bruised scout who comes limping into a gang of his friends. "What happened?", they ask. "I helped a little old lady cross the street", says the scout. "But why are you so hurt?" "She didn't want to go".

[marval]

Paddy was in New York.

He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.

He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.

After the cop had shouted, 'Pedestrians!' for the tenth time, Paddy went over to him and said, 'Is it not about time ye let the Catholics across?'