Gin

[Patsy33]

My partner reckons I drink too much Gin.
This came as a bit of a shock.
I didn’t even realise I had a partner.

[Chipchopper]

His names Gorden..........right ;-)

[sanmac]

And he eats a lot of beef?

[retrocop]

//I didn’t even realise I had a partner. //

Spends a lot of time in Plymouth

[Old_Geezer]

Sounds like you were sloe on the uptake.

[Mamyalynne]

Say "Forgive me for I have ginned"

[shoota]

That's the spirit...

[albaqwerty]

Patsy, you're always a tonic x

[shoota]

Nasty trap to fall into, gin...

[Patsy33]

He said he came from Singapore, and was wearing a sling...

[Chipchopper]

I know a guy who thinks he knows everything about gin.
He even thought a juniper was a crab on an Israeli beach.

[jno]

that souns rummy to me.

[Patsy33]

Ha ha..Some great answers her.
I'm tickled pink..