Trial

[Patsy33]

A perpetual criminal offender is brought to the court house for trial. However the judge is a duck wearing robes and a powdered wig
. The criminal is incensed, he shouts out "I will not be judged by a common duck"
The judge says to the defence lawyer "If you don't silence your client he will be held in contempt."
The defence says "Yes Mallard"

[marval]

Teal have to go, I bet the court was in Aylesbury.

[tonyav]

Was in Bombay, marval.

[Patsy33]

He was warned he'd be up before the beak...

[tonyav]

I ve heard about that beak, they recon that he's a right old coot.

[Patsy33]

No need to wade in like that, Tone!

[tonyav]

Did the beak read him the bill of rights.

[Patsy33]

Yes he did. The criminal shouted that he was nothing but pond life..

[marval]

He was then frog marched off to jail.

[Patsy33]

It's all water off a judges back, Marval..

[marval]

Eider guessed that Patsy.

[Ken4155]

Did the judge send him down?

[tonyav]

I'll bet the feathers were flying when he got sent down.

[Patsy33]

Yeah, all because of that ruddy duck!

[Ken4155]

Don't you think we've bashed Prince Harry enough, Patsy? Surely it's time to leave the Duck of Sussex alone, now.

[Patsy33]

I think it's all a web of deceit, Ken...

[Canary42]

Donald no doubt ;-)

[Chipchopper]

Looks like some fowl play going on here.

[stocksman]

Sorry tonyav, but technically if he was in Bombay he would be a fish.

[Hopkirk]

As he left court he gave him the bird

[Chipchopper]

Could have bee "Duck al Orange AKA Mandarin duck.