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marval | 17:39 Sun 26th Jan 2020 | Jokes
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I bought a new computer at the weekend.


As soon as I switched it on it started to play the piano and sing "Hometown Glory."


It's a Dell.
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Now, that's a subtleone, marvel! Nice one, though!
17:41 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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...my apologies, marval! Flippin' spellcheck!
17:43 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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That's alright Bookbinder, glad you liked it.
17:44 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Ding dong!
19:27 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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I may use that one, but tweak it to "Rumour has it, it's Adele"
19:31 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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sorry- ADELL
19:32 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Flippin' spellcheck!
19:32 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Am I the only person who couldn't name one Adele song?
19:39 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Ha ha, mine poured me a glass of fruit juice.

It's a Del monte
20:43 Sun 26th Jan 2020
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Hi Tilly, I thought Someone Like You would know some of Adele's songs.
20:45 Sun 26th Jan 2020

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