A Horse

[Patsy33]

The psychiatrist asks his patient: "Do you really think that you are a horse?"
The patient: "Yes."
The Doctor: "Ok, it will be a long and expensive therapy."
The patient: "It's ok, I have enough money."
Doctor: "And how it is possible?"
The patient: "Because I have won three times at horse races."

[retrocop]

Filly Billy

[Zacs-Master]

If it's a filly, Billy should be Billie, silly.

[Patsy33]

What are the odds on that?

[Ellipsis]

Odds-on he's mistaken.

[Ellipsis]

that wasn't there when I posted! What are the odds on that?

[zebo]

Was it a Yankie?

[Patsy33]

Ellipsis...
Photofinish? :-)

[Ellipsis]

You won by a short nose, Patsy ...

[maggiebee]

Did your doctor bridle at that response?

[johnny.5]

expensive ?
£25 ?

[Theland]

//You're saddled with this illusion..//

[mallyh]

a white horse walks into a pub and the barman said "we have a whisky named after you" to which the horse said" what eric "

[Theland]

Ha ha ^^^

[Chipchopper]

Ha hay! I hope the horsepital can help you.

[Patsy33]

The psychiatrist asked me how long I'd been feeling like a horse, I said, since I've been a foal..