Doctors Waiting Room

[Chipchopper]

A man strolls up to a doctors reception desk and waits for the receptionist to look up from the appointments book.
After a few minutes he becomes impatient and bangs his fist on the counter and shouts "What am I, invisible or something ?".
The receptionist casually picks up the phone and says to the doctor "theirs a man out here who thinks he is invisible"

Dr: "Well tell him I can't see him right now"

[Patsy33]

Was that a veiled threat?

[Bazile]

I went to the doc the other day .

He called me into his consulting room and said -
'' go and lie on that couch over there in the corner ''

'' Why ? '' , i enquired

''I'm trying to tidy up '' , he replied

[marval]

Earlier today I saw a fish in a hospital waiting room going up to people and giving them medical advice.

I said "Oi fish, stop that, what do you think you're doing?"

He said "Don't worry about it, it's alright, I am the Sturgeon General."