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Nelson
Nelson was 5'6" tall, yet his Trafalgar Square statue is 16'6" tall.
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The inventor of the dishwasher was buried today. They lowered him down, then his wife took him out and put him in the right way.
"I saw a naked man in the supermarket today!"
"Was it Lidl?"
"I don't know, he had his back to me.
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My mate got rushed into hospital last night because he swallowed a vacuum cleaner. Just phoned the hospital to see how he is and they say he’s picking up.
Last time I went to the airport I queued up at a table with some feathery birds laying eggs on it. I had gone to the chicken desk by mistake.
That's Horatio of 3 to 1.
The inventor of the dishwasher was buried today. They lowered him down, then his wife took him out and put him in the right way.
"I saw a naked man in the supermarket today!"
"Was it Lidl?"
"I don't know, he had his back to me.
"I have got that tune 'Orinoco flow' stuck in my head but I was too scared to go to the doctor in case he diagnosed an Enyarism.
My mate got rushed into hospital last night because he swallowed a vacuum cleaner. Just phoned the hospital to see how he is and they say he’s picking up.
Last time I went to the airport I queued up at a table with some feathery birds laying eggs on it. I had gone to the chicken desk by mistake.
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