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Chipchopper | 10:22 Sat 22nd Feb 2020 | Jokes
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I once lived on a houseboat for a while, down on the river and started seeing the girl next door.
At first everything was going great at first and I thought, yeah this is it!.
Sadly as time went by, we just drifted apart :-..(
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You scared her off by asking if you could go down below.
14:18 Sun 23rd Feb 2020
Did you go barging in?
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Yes, I guess I was a nautical boy.
Was that after you dropped the anchor on her toes ?
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No Baz, Sh saw me spying through her porthole.
Me and my ex just drifted apart when I bought a new water bed.
What - to get a look at the young thing, in the houseboat parked up next to yours ?
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You should have lashed them together, Ratters.
That's what you get for sticking your oar in.
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ken, I bought her a set of cheap paddles to try to win her back, it was quite an oardeal.
Up until then it all went swimmingly!
A lock on a bedroom door is never a good idea.
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Yes, it was going swimmingly but maybe a little early to try the breast stroke.
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I wasn't exactly "overboard" with the lock idea either.
You scared her off by asking if you could go down below.
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That's probably why I got decked^

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