10 Things A Man Will Never Say

[Hymie]

1. It looks like we’re lost, I better pull over and ask someone for directions.
2. *** the football, lets watch your ‘Cagney and Lacy’ video.
3. Hey, let’s go shopping and why don’t you drive?
4. Of course, I’d love to wear a condom.
5. Why don’t we invite your mother?
6. Sometimes I just want to be held.
7. Her tits are way too big.
8. I think hairy *** are sexy.
9. While I’m up, could I get you a beer?
10. I think Peter Andre is a really cool bloke.

[10ClarionSt]

11. Forget the golf, let's go to your mothers' instead.

[marval]

12. I much prefer dusting to going down the pub.

[Canary42]

13. Not tonight, I've got a headache.