10 Things A Woman Will Never Say

[Hymie]

1. I’m wrong, you must be right.
2. Does this make my bum look too small?
3. My God, it really is 14 inches.
4. I won’t put my lips on that thing unless you let me swallow.
5. This diamond is far too big.
6. Don’t throw that smelly old t-shirt out – it’s really cute.
7. Hey, I just farted – phew get a whiff of that one.
8. I think hairy *** are really sexy.
9. I think you should have another beer.
10. Could we be more physical, I’m tired of being just friends.

[10ClarionSt]

11. That was good driving.

[rowanwitch]

That's funny

[Old_Geezer]

2. may no longer be true. Fashion and all that.

[CrapAtCryptics]

I`ll pay for that, let me drive so you can have a drink.

[zebo]

That was a delicious meal you cooked from scratch and the kitchen only looks like a skirmish-zone rather than a war-zone.

[marval]

Can we watch the football match instead of this soppy film.