Please Change

[marval]

There is an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected
his sailors, and afterwards told the first mate that his men smelled bad.

The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change their underwear occasionally.

The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the sailors berth deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys smell bad and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, you change with Schultz."

[aelmpvw]

and all the other sailors moved away from seaman ael ...

[Chipchopper]

John and mitchy were getting kinda itchy.
McGuin and McGuire just a-getting higher.