True Story, But I Put It In Jokes Because If I Didn't Laugh I'd Cry !

[Canary42]

Last week, when buying Marmite, I bought the largest size (£4.75) for economy. Today I dropped it and it smashed into pieces so all had to be thrown away.

I'm going back to "Small is Beautiful" ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_Is_Beautiful )

[Mamyalynne]

It's rather typical isn't it, you'd never drop a jar that only had a scraping left in would you.

[Patsy33]

Awww! It's better to laugh, Canary....x

[Canary42]

Very true Mamya ;-)

[Chipchopper]

I tried to think of a funny answer with all mar-mite.

Sorry.

[zebo]

I once dropped a bag containing a bottle of Coke and a bottle of Single Malt whisky and guess whoch one smashed! No, I wasn't intending mixing them, before someone gets on their high horse, I can't stand either.

[emmie]

i broke half a dozen eggs, dropped the lot on the floor, the mess was indescribable

[mallyh]

a friend bought mr mally a bottle of glenfiddich and carrying it home the bottle fell out of the tube bottom .he said he cried