'ear 'ear

[Canary42]

A builder installing roofing timbers accidentally cuts off one of his ears with an electric saw.

He calls out to a man walking on the street below, “Hey, can you see my ear anywhere down there?”

The man on the street picks up an ear and shouts back, “Is this it?”

“No, that's not mine” replies the builder, “Mine had a pencil behind it.”

[Spicerack]

I was wondering where that would lead to.

[jno]

2B or not 2B?

[Ellipsis]

This joke should come with a warning for graphite content.

[Spicerack]

Pity he lost his pencil, he could have used the ear-raiser.
(I'll get me coat)

[Chipchopper]

Was it the German builder, Hans Free ?, he has a blue tooth.

[marval]

lol

[Patsy33]

He just needed to draw attention to it, didn't he?...