Jolene

[elliemay1]

Saw this on Facebook:
''Anyone getting to the point where it would be ok if Jolene came and took you man??'

[Mamyalynne]

Not yet but I have her on speed dial.

[gness]

:-)

[elliemay1]

^ That should have been, 'your'!

[Patsy33]

Come on Jolene, come on Jolene!... :-)

[Mamyalynne]

[shoota]

I'm at the door, my suitcase is packed...

[marval]

I have been close to inviting her.

[elliemay1]

Those parodies are great, thanks!

[gness]

Brilliant, Mamya!

[tiggerblue10]

I don't know why but creme bleaching came to mind when I saw Jolene!

And before anyone points it out I know it's Jolen ;o)

[Canary42]

What a wonderfully amusing couple of parodies - Thanks Mamya and Gness.

(Doesn't say much for we poor misunderstood men tho')

[gness]

Ah go on, Canary....you have your good points...for instance..... hmmm....back in a while..... ;-)

[Chipchopper]

,Parton me Mam,
While visiting Nashville I just had to go to Dollywood and see this iconic lady.
I know its rude to stare but I couldn't help but notice what tiny feet she has, thinking out loud I said "holy smoke, I didn't realize you had such small feet".
Quick as a flash. she replied "Well honey nothing much grows in the shade".