Restaurant Orders

[Chipchopper]

I asked waiter "have you the Bombay duck ?.
Waiter: "No sir its just the way I walk".

I complained to the Chinese waiter about the chicken being rubbery and he replied "uh thank you very much Sir"

[marval]

lol

[Buenchico]

"And how did you find your steak sir?"

"Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was..."
[Groucho Marx]

[Ken4155]

^
Old 'uns are the best:-)
"Waiter! There's a dead fly swimming in my soup."
"Beg your pardon, sir, dead flies can't swim."

[Chipchopper]

And the olde ones never die! :-)

[mallyh]

customer ,will you please take your thumb off my steak .....waiter ,sorry but I didn't want it to fall on the floor again