Nursery Thymes Revisited

[Canary42]

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
The structure of the wall had a defect
So he won ten grand with Claims Direct

Jack and Jill went into town
To fetch some chips and sweeties
Now Jack can’t keep his heart rate down
And Jill’s got diabetes

Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
Kissed the girls and made them cry
When the boys came out to play
He kissed them too coz he was gay

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts went up its spine
And turned its wool to nylon

[Ken4155]

Diddle diddle dumpling
My son john
Went to bed with his trousers on
One shoe off
And the other shoe on
Pished again was my son John

Three blind mice, three blind mice
See how they run, see how they run
Bumping into the doors and the walls
Banging their heads and banging their balls
Breaking their legs and blackening their eyes
Those three blind mice

[JimF]

There once was a rapping tomato
That's right, I said rapping tomato
He rapped all day from April to May
And also, guess what, it was me

© Homer Simpson 2006

[Canary42]

Thank you everyone for a bundle of additional laughter :-D

[BAKERS DOZEN]

There was a young man from Kent
Whose tool was exceedingly bent
To save himself trouble
He stuck it in double
And instead of coming he went