We Were..

[melv16]

...so poor when I was a kid. We had to have ordinary K for breakfast...

[aelmpvw]

bet you had standard fireworks as well ...

[jno]

I had to read Ordinary Man comics.

[Zacs-Master]

And stock gravy.

[Zacs-Master]

We could only afford run-of-the-mill flour.

[jno]

I only had one pant

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[Ken4155]

We were so poor we had to mug beggars.

[Ken4155]

I lent my friend a fiver while I was leant against a palm tree. He suddenly emitted a cough, and a coconut fell from a bough. It hit him on the head and he is now in hospital, comfortable but rough. He ought not to cough under palm trees.

[Ken4155]

^
Oops, wrong thread. I blame lockdown. :-/

[jno]

when we went to KFC I had to lick other people's fingers.

[Chipchopper]

We could only afford ellogg's

[Theland]

We complained to the landlord about the floor.
Said we wanted one.

[Patsy33]

We had the usual K