Alice

[albaqwerty]

Me : I've just been bitten by a Great Dane when I was in the park.

Her: Oh my gosh, what if it had been a small child?!!!

Me: I could have fought off a small child, Alice....

[Patsy33]

A little nipper..

[Chipchopper]

I saw the same dog chasing a man on a bike, I didn't know them muts could ride!

[aelmpvw]

those marauding Vikings can be vicious ...

[waterboatman]

Dogs are daft, but not stupid! :o}