Devil-Worship

[Hymie]

Did you hear about the devil-worshipping dyslexic, who sold his soul to Santa?

[Chipchopper]

That poor guy was invited to a toga party and found he was the only one there who had come dressed as a goat.

[mallyh]

the pirate who had a carrot on his shoulder

[marval]

Did you hear of the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
He stayed up all night wondering if there really was a dog.

[jno]

the one who choked to death on his own Vimto.