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marval | 13:08 Sun 24th May 2020 | Jokes
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I got beaten up by a tobacconist the other day.


I have still got the cigars to prove it.
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Avatar Image Patsy33
There's no smoke without fire..
13:13 Sun 24th May 2020
Avatar Image Chipchopper
Nick o'teen. no doubt.
05:40 Mon 25th May 2020
Avatar Image Theland
You got rolled?
05:42 Mon 25th May 2020
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Had his butt kicked.
05:48 Mon 25th May 2020
Avatar Image waterboatman
Did you leave a tip?
05:49 Mon 25th May 2020
Avatar Image aelmpvw
about time this violence from tobacconists was stubbed out

05:50 Mon 25th May 2020
Avatar Image Spicerack
I'd help you out but I heard he's menthol.
05:51 Mon 25th May 2020
Avatar Image Chipchopper
Cigarny weaver, I reckon.
05:51 Mon 25th May 2020
Avatar Image waterboatman
He met his match!
05:51 Mon 25th May 2020
Avatar Image Theland
I'm puffed reading this.
05:52 Mon 25th May 2020
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
I got beaten as I whisked down to the pub.......
05:59 Mon 25th May 2020
Avatar Image Spicerack
Life's a drag.
06:16 Mon 25th May 2020
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Roll up!
06:16 Mon 25th May 2020
Avatar Image DTCwordfan
as a result of it, I ended up with egg on my white face.
06:20 Mon 25th May 2020
Avatar Image waterboatman
Life can be a real female dog at times mate.
06:23 Mon 25th May 2020
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Havana ?
Yes if Ana's willing.
06:30 Mon 25th May 2020

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