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[melv16]

...on expensive oysters by drinking sea water from an ashtray...

[Chipchopper]

Thats a very shellfish attitude, Melv,

[melv16]

Lol.

[Old_Geezer]

If you can't tell the difference between fag ash and an oyster, I'd suggest going to better restaurants.

[Patsy33]

I'd rather have a Bounty....

[Ken4155]

Tried the sea water and ashtray trick. The aphrodisiacal effect is as powerful but no-one will come anywhere near you because of bad breath.

[Chipchopper]

I'll be eating in tonight, I think I've pulled a mussel

[JimF]

https://twitter.com/vizcomic/status/1118430088742281216/photo/1

[mallyh]

I am having a thick moment (only had 1 coffee this morning )but I don't get this x

[melv16]

Have you ever tasted raw oysters, mallyh?