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Mexican18 | 17:40 Sat 25th Jul 2020 | Jokes
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I saw a chap on a tractor today with a sign saying "The end is nigh!"
I think it was Farmer Geddon!
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Avatar Image Baldric

Nice one ;-)
17:44 Sat 25th Jul 2020
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If he made a film he could combine it with a trailer.
17:52 Sat 25th Jul 2020
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Love that one :-)
18:04 Sat 25th Jul 2020
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He was later run over by his own tractor. reports coming in confirm he had a furrowed brow.
18:10 Sat 25th Jul 2020
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Must have been a harrowing experience!
18:23 Sat 25th Jul 2020
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Apparently, he was out on bale
18:28 Sat 25th Jul 2020
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I used to be a fan of tractors.

Now I'm an ex tractor fan.
14:21 Sun 26th Jul 2020
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there's a lot of wasted fertiliser on here....
20:15 Mon 27th Jul 2020
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the man down the road was doing a strip tease in front of his barn. Turned out his wife wanted to leave him and a counseller advised him to do something sexy to attract her.
20:19 Mon 27th Jul 2020

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