Life In The Fast Lane

[Chipchopper]

A traffic cop sees a car recklessly weaving in and out of the traffic lanes, he orders the driver to pullover and stop.
The cop taps on the window and asks the guy to roll down the window. The cop spots a water bottle in a holder on the dashboard and asks "whats in that bottle",
"Just plain water, replies the man". the cop examines the bottle, takes a sip and says " Hey, this isn't water its wine!.
The guy looks up to the sky and says "Thank you sweet Jesus, you've don it again"

[Ellipsis]

His car was moving in mysterious ways ...