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[Chipchopper]

A dear old grandma catches a bus into town each day with her bus pass.
She kindly gives the bus driver a packet of peanuts every day.
The driver enjoys the peanuts but after a week he kinda grows tired of them.
So when the old dear boards the bus again, the driver says: "thanks but no thanks, you keep them for yourself"
The granny replies "you know, I don't really have the teeth for them any more, so I just like to suck the chocolate off them"

[marval]

lol