Good Reading

[Rondy]

I read that, by law, you have to turn on your headlights when it's raining in Sweden...

How the hell am I supposed to know if it's raining in Sweden?
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Condoms do not guarantee safe sex...

My friend was wearing one and his girlfriends husband still caught them in bed together!
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I saw a sign today that made me pee myself.

It said, "Toilets closed."
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Sex therapists say the most effective way a woman can arouse a man is to spend ten minutes licking his ears...

Personally I think it's ***!
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[Patsy33]

Lol..