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piggynose | 21:09 Sat 14th Nov 2020 | Jokes
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brilliant!
The closest I have ever come to sending Dave on his way was when, for a treat, he took me to see JCC live. I lasted five minutes and eventually forgave Dave.... :-)
I like it :-D
It's a good joke, though even in 1982 when he told it there it already had whiskers.
Very good ( especially for one of those punk types ).
Very good, AV!? We need words!
old as father time,
Ok Ok, gness. Fairly good for an old joke.
Not even fairly, Tony. And remember the seat I’m keeping warm for you in the Shebeen!
Ok Ok, it was absolute carp.


Anyhoo, do I reconise him from somewhere on the TV has someone that calls himself a poet ?
You're easily bought Mr Av
Fine. Seat back by the pot belly stove.
You do but not in my opinion. If you’re ever invited to see him “perform” live don’t go!!!!
Mamya. You’d give in for a night in our Shebeen. X
John's a bit of a god round here ;-)
MamyalynneYou're easily bought Mr Av

I've always been a sucker where girls are concerned, Mamya ;-)
Anyhoo it worked, Mamya ;-)


gnessFine. Seat back by the pot belly stove.
All good things come to an end, Mamya. He should have ended before Dave treated me....it was dreadful... :-(
I'm still scarred by the night I took Gness to see JCC - he was a shambling, unfunny, drug-addled parody of his former self - an absolute disgrace to be taking money from an audience.

The only time I've felt more uncomfortable at a theatre was when I persuaded the self-same Gness to see that well respected Australian act ... The Puppetry of the Penis. We did at least make it to the end of that one :+)
Only because I was so stunned by what was in front of me my legs wouldn't work to get up and leave.....I have been choosing where we go since.
The Puppetry of the Penis. We did at least make it to the end of that one :+)


I like to ask questions, Dave. But I'm scared to ;-)

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