Obsessed With Football

[Patsy33]

My partner left me because I’m too obsessed with football.
Oh well, we had 5 good seasons together.

[agchristie]

I guess there were many divisions between them?!

[Patsy33]

I thought we were a team...

[Old_Geezer]

That sounds like an own goal.

[Patsy33]

Not sure how I will tackle this..

[Togo]

The reason she left you was for dribbling in the box.

[Ken4155]

Why didn't he just make use of his subs?

[Patsy33]

Oh, it's all going to kick off before long...

[Ken4155]

Will you be taking the knee prior to kick off? :-))

[Patsy33]

:-))

[Patsy33]

If only I was given extra time...

[Tilly2]

What a foul thing to do!

[Chipchopper]

Did you want to "play the field"

[Barsel]

,,,,and now you've been given the red card.