"Been drinking sir?" the policeman asked.
"I had 1 earlier, that was it," I replied.
"I think you've had more than 1 sir. Would you step out of the van please."
"Why?" I asked.
"Because the Postman Pat ride isn't really designed for adults and there's kids waiting for their go!"
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I went the doctors the other day complaining about my sore feet.
He said, "Gout!"
I said, "But I've only just walked in!"
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Halfway through my Indian meal last night the waiter came up to me and asked, "Curry OK?"
I said, "Maybe. What songs do you have?"
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