O Christmas Tree

[Fanriffic]

I went to my local garden centre today and bought a new Christmas tree.
The assistant asked me, “Will you be putting it up yourself?”
I replied, “No, I’ll be putting it up in the living room.

[mallyh]

that's why we have a fairy on the trees because she kept asking a moody santa "what shall i do with the tree"

[Fanriffic]

^^^^ So that's what all that glitter is at the bottom of the tree - it's fairy tears. Ouch!

[Arksided]

Maybe Santa wouldn't be so moody if he were allowed to emty his sack under the tree.

[Chipchopper]

Watch out for Tinselitus!