Bacon Slicer.

[Theland]

The boss butcher sacked me for jamming my finger in the bacon slicer, and she got sacked as well :-)

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[Jackdaw33]

Clearly I'm missing something obvious here.

[zebo]

A butcher had a notice up, Parents, please do not allow your child to sit on the bacon slice, we're getting a little behind in our orders.

[ToraToraTora]

JD, it's poorly told but I think the Bacon Slicer is not a machine.

[Jackdaw33]

That had just dawned on me. As you say, poorly told.

[royfromaus]

C'mon JD...this joke is older than you.

[Electrochem]

Bad taste, given what you claim to be

[Chipchopper]

Sounds to me, like a rash-er desiion.