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maggiebee | 10:18 Fri 08th Jan 2021 | Jokes
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An electrician comes home late.

Wife: "Wire you insulate?"

Electrician: "Watts it to you? I'm ohm aren't I."
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He was only away Faraday.
10:49 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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Shocking relationship those two have.
10:24 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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and then the sparks flew
10:27 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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I'd refuse to talk to her.
10:31 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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He was only away Faraday.
10:49 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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shocking pun . . .
10:55 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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oops, missed Ken's at the top
10:56 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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Well I'd suggest they take the frostiness out of the situation by listening to some music by their favourite band , AC DC
11:08 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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^ or sparks
11:09 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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It must have been a great shock!
11:16 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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Some very positive remarks being made.
11:26 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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She could always re fuse him any nookie
11:31 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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He couldn't resistor...
11:42 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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He could always try and transformer
11:49 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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At least meter halfway.
12:15 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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I think.they got their wires crossed...
13:00 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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Eel be had up for battery if he listens to you lot.
13:08 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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He's quite down to earth.
13:33 Fri 08th Jan 2021
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Charlie Watts or Sherlock Ohms? Couldn't resist it.
16:26 Sat 09th Jan 2021

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