A Few Letters Short Of A Scrabble Board

[Chipchopper]

A pal of mine who is rather short-sighted went to get a vasectomy and ended up joining the Scottish national party.
"How on earth did you manage that" I begged to ask!
Well he said :" I just followed the direction signs for the Snip surgeon."

[Bobbisox1]

Haha

[bobbinwales]

ha- SNP Sturgeon

[Patsy33]

Lol!