Breaking News: Justice Has Been Served!

[teacher1]

There's been some scumbag named Callum, known as Cal, been going round breaking in to people's houses near my house for months, but the police can't catch him. The weirdest thing about it all, is he was breaking into people's houses and ruining their washing machines by putting bricks in to them & turning them on while helping himself to whatever he wanted! Really weird if you ask me.
Anyway, I've just read that he was found dead in an alley because of a drug overdose. It's never nice hearing of someone's death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Cal gone...

[windywillow]

That made me laugh out loud too. Thanks teach. :0)

[emmie]

thanks for letting us know tony, good luck to her and you
take care

[THECORBYLOON]

The Yul joke was not original then? I withdraw my Round of applause...

[emmie]

it was a nice joke, play on words, ta muchly

[TonyV]

Okedoke emmie will keep you updated, transport that picked Jen up was good, had her wheelchair strapped down well, reminded me of someone loading a car onto a transporter if you have ever watched "bangers for cash" maybe not something you watch?

[Patsy33]

What a build up!...
Glad the S-lime ball has gone..

[Canary42]

Callum née Liar

[Hopkirk]

https://www.youtube.com/?gl=GB&tab=w1

Is this Cal's work?

[Hopkirk]

Sorry, I don't think that worked

[piggynose]

Link?

[wolf63]

it's the missing link, piggy

[JimF]

"more appropriate in jokes"

Matter of opinion...

[Hopkirk]

It was a YouTube video of a washing machine on a trampoline with a brick inside, on spin.

[wiltsman]

Am I right in thinking that a few ABers failed to see the joke finalised in the last sentence: 'Washing machines live longer with Calgon' ....... (Cal gone)!

[DTCwordfan]

this item had the Press in a right spin apparently.....

[Mamyalynne]

For Hopkirk.

[windywillow]

^^^That's a cracker! :0)