Breaking News: Justice Has Been Served!

[teacher1]

There's been some scumbag named Callum, known as Cal, been going round breaking in to people's houses near my house for months, but the police can't catch him. The weirdest thing about it all, is he was breaking into people's houses and ruining their washing machines by putting bricks in to them & turning them on while helping himself to whatever he wanted! Really weird if you ask me.
Anyway, I've just read that he was found dead in an alley because of a drug overdose. It's never nice hearing of someone's death, but on the bright side, washing machines live longer with Cal gone...

[wolf63]

I saw that on Facebook last night - it took me a few moments to get it. ☺

[emmie]

i got it but is it true? or just a joke...

[teacher1]

.... same here. ;o)

[aelmpvw]

i'm surprised nobody's asked for a link

[teacher1]

Joke ........

[emmie]

ah, its in news is why i asked...

[teacher1]

....... but I thought it would be more interesting in 'news'.

[emmie]

may the wrath of Ed not come down on you....

[grumpy01]

This reminds me of when Liverpool F.C tried to get Yul Brynner to wear their brand of Aftershave.

[TonyV]

teacher would've been more appropriate in jokes IMO

[emmie]

that's passed me by completely, unless its You'll never walk alone?

[andy-hughes]

I have a dark sense of humour, and that made me laugh out loud.

[emmie]

perhaps Ed hasn't noticed tony...

[grumpy01]

That's right Emmie,I couldn't resist joining in.

[douglas9401]

Yul never wore cologne.

[Apc2604]

Nice to see a joke in News instead of doom and gloom. Thanks.

[Ellipsis]

Yul never wore cologne, emmie ...

[THECORBYLOON]

Round of applause!

[emmie]

thanks douglas...

[TonyV]

Maybe emmie, as an aside, transport has picked Jen up and she's on her way to hospital.