Shrove Tuesday

[Hopkirk]

Well that crêpe'd up on us, didn't it?

[Ken4155]

Bet you heard my groan loud and clear, Hoppy :-)

[Hopkirk]

Flipping hell, I did.

[Ken4155]

Don't give a toss whether you did or not.

[Buenchico]

I've also been groaning a lot.

I think I'd batter sit down.

[emmie]

that's rather a flat yoke...

[Smowball]

Eggsellent!!

[johnny.5]

the medium eggs knew it was coming

[Patsy33]

All this waffle of pancakes..
You know where shrove it! :-)

[DTCwordfan]

A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes and not just tomorrow as it happens to be Shrove Tuesday. That should solve the problem."

The next morning, when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a humongous stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mum," he exclaimed. "For me?" "Just take three," his mother replied. "The rest are for your father."

[emmie]

very good ^^

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[Smowball]

Lol

[Ken4155]

I've got a mate who must have eaten nothing but pancakes when he was a lad. Like a duck's neck, it is :-)

[emmie]

and how would you know. lol

[Ken4155]

Because he used to do quite a bit of streaking around the block on a Fri and Sat night after a few pints. Some of the women in the area would sit by their windows in eager anticipation of him streaking by.

[emmie]

eewww.....

[Theland]

Like a baby's arm holding an orange?

[Ellipsis]

What a load of crêpe ...