Marriage Lines

[Rondy]

Why do women live a better, longer & more peaceful Life, compared to men?
A very INTELLIGENT student replied: 'Because women don't have a wife!'
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COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: "Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot of improvement!?"
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When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really means is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
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