Too Risky

[Chipchopper]

While in town yesterday, i bought two large bottles of whisky that was on offer in the supermarket.
I was growing concerned about the flimsiness of the plastic bag, they gave me at the checkout , and worried that the bag would not make the journey back home in one piece, and the bottles would break.
To solve the problem, I decided to drink the whisky, in case the bag didn't hold out.
I tell yah what, it was a good job I did, because I fell over six times on the way home!

[Hopkirk]

No doubt when you got home, the wife knocked seven Bells out of you.

[zebo]

And afer she'd knocked seven Bells out of you you had a good grouse.

[Hopkirk]

Were you worried you couldn't hold your drink?

[Patsy33]

Proof?