Fish Fryday Puns..

[Chipchopper]

I saw some anglers fishing off the pier, apparently some of those flatfish can put up a hell of a fight, when you try to land them.

One guy told me "they must be turbo't powered!"

[emmie]

there's no plaice for jokes like these.

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Cod help us!

[aelmpvw]

some of these puns are going to be a bit ruffe

[emmie]

your really must stop carp ing..

[nescio]

looks like it's going to be one of those dace...

[Chipchopper]

I'm floundering for a responce!

[Ken4155]

I think Chipchopper deserves the finger.

[zebo]

A brill joke or as they say in the NW Are you codding me?

[Ken4155]

I pike nothing batter on a Fryday evening, than watching Pointless with Zander and Richard, before listening to some good tunas - Salmon Chanted evening being my current favourite. Then i'll comb my mullet and put on my leatherjacket before herring orfe into town to visit my favourite barbel. There i'll perch myself on a stool and tench my thirst for a couple of hours, then on to one of the town's night chubs. Fryday usually ends with me weevering my way back to my hamlet in the early hours of the morwong.

[Chipchopper]

Aye, you're a dab hand at that..

[Ken4155]

I fry my bass :-)

[brainiac]

Am I the sole person not to find this funny?

[McMouse]

There’s a Bond film on tonight.
Goldfish Finger.

[DTCwordfan]

I hope that this is the sole thread on this subject today.

[DTCwordfan]

I've been trawling the internet for something that a Dab hand would have written.

[McMouse]

That’s interesting DTC. I’ll mullet over.

[Patsy33]

We've all become a dab hand at replying to these fish jokes. Nofin like it..

[Ken4155]

I've caught many a dab hand with my old friend Annette.

[Patsy33]

Ken, your replies are off the scale!

[DTCwordfan]

Patsy, you're hooked but I do say you sound chipper.