I Can't Hold Back Thr Tears

[Chipchopper]

My wife left me while I was painting the ceiling, I was overcome with emulsion.

[aelmpvw]

i'd just gloss over it

[bobbinwales]

You'll soon brush it off.

[Ken4155]

Keep your spirits up, Chip, keep on rolling.

[piggynose]

That doesnt paint a pretty picture.

[Patsy33]

Can't you patch things up?..

[Chipchopper]

Someone said "is that matt ?"
I said, "No, Johns the name"

[elliemay1]

Saw a chap painting pictures of bikes on a local church roof. Cycleangelo.

[Chipchopper]

Peddling drugs, probably