Sarcasm In Court

[Rondy]

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand.
"Unfortunately I'm under oath otherwise I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

[jno]

Judge: "I have listened to your argument, Mr Smith, and I'm none the wiser."

Barrister: "No, your honour, but a great deal better informed."

[Khandro]

Brilliant, it's the kind of comment one thinks of too late, what the French call, L'esprit de l'escalier