Aliens Have Landed

[Rondy]

A woman at a petrol station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump petrol into it.
The woman noticed the letters "U.F.O." printed on the side of the ship.
She turned to the alien and asked, "Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Object?"
The alien answered, "No, it stands for Unleaded Fuel Only!"

[Zacs-Master]

Do you make these up yourself?

[Chipchopper]

Cosmic!

[douglas9401]

They have the whiff of Readers Digest about them :-)