What A Way To Go!

[Chipchopper]

The mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.
Police are undergoing tests to aldentify the victim.

[emmie]

that joke is pasta it's sell by date

[Chipchopper]

You wana pizza me ?

[DTCwordfan]

that's torturellini to read....

equally as bad though - Cressida Dick's men and women in blue have just raided the All England club used as they thought it was being used as a front for a large Mafia organisation.

No doubt any suspects will be charged with racquet-eering.