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[Chipchopper]

I've had breakfasts all over the world, but French breakfasts seem a little stingy, as they only serve one egg.
I asked a French waiter, why this is so, and he told me: "In France one egg is un ouef"

[emmie]

groan...

[DTCwordfan]

Cor, what a pain this is.

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[Chipchopper]

Cripes, now that's using your loaf!

[Patsy33]

Are you going to crack another like this?...

[Ken4155]

Not a very good yolk, imvho.

[zebo]

Over 60 years ago my French teacher told us that and I didn't laugh then either!