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Rondy | 10:45 Mon 25th Oct 2021 | Jokes
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When we were dating, my girlfriend would make love to me on my water bed like a sex-starved wild beast who would go on and on. So we called my bed our "Ocean Of Motion Love Potion".

Now that we are married, the bed has been renamed "The Dead Sea"
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So, is this when you started to drift apart ?
14:59 Mon 25th Oct 2021
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Time to wave goodbye?
15:08 Mon 25th Oct 2021
Avatar Image Mamyalynne
In the Doldrums then?
15:10 Mon 25th Oct 2021
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A bit of a sea change then..
16:28 Mon 25th Oct 2021

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