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I Was Robbed

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Chipchopper | 08:32 Wed 27th Oct 2021 | Jokes
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After a bracing stroll along the beach, sat down by the burger stand to get some breakfast.
I was shocked when a bird swooped down and stole my sausage.
It was a tern for the wurst!
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Avatar Image emmie
crikey, they don't get any better,
08:33 Wed 27th Oct 2021
Avatar Image davebro
but keep 'em coming!
08:41 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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i feel a bit battered by this....
08:42 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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Oh my gully, that's terrible.
08:45 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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That must have been hard to swallow?!..
11:47 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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Never mind - a shag will be along soon ...
11:49 Wed 27th Oct 2021
Avatar Image Khandro
mustard given you quite a shock
11:53 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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Certainly nothing to crow about!
12:06 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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The Germans have always gone from Bett to Wurst.
12:10 Wed 27th Oct 2021
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I was lucky it didn't swipe my oyster card.
13:21 Wed 27th Oct 2021

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