Bad Dog

[Rondy]

I call my wife She tells me my dog, Slimey, just took a dump on the new carpet. I'm like, "Shoot him."
She goes, "That's just like you, Ronnie. I have a genuine problem, and you're being sarcastic."
"Alright, dear, I'm sorry. I wasn't being sarcastic. Just put the dog on the phone. Ill tell him off."

[Patsy33]

It's obvious who's taking the lead in this house!..