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Rondy | 13:14 Fri 14th Jan 2022 | Jokes
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A Woman Sends a Text to Her Husband
“Honey, don't forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
Husband: "Who is Valerie?"
Wife: "Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text."
Husband: "But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?"
Wife: "What??! Where are you?"
Husband: "Near the bakery."
Wife: "Wait, I’m coming right now!"
After 5 minutes, his wife sends a message:
Wife: "I’m at the bakery, where are you?"
Husband: "I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery ,you buy the bread !"
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he used his loaf then x
Bet she had a cob on.
Dough!
I can see this turning stale...
I’d be toast if I tried that.
Yes, he sounds a right pain.
A pain, get it, mdr.

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