Puns

[Rondy]

The economy is getting so bad; the other day my ATM gave me an IOU.

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The American tourist stood staring at the highland sentry standing guard outside Edinburgh Castle.

After a few minutes she went up to the sentry and asked 'I've always wanted to find out what's worn under the kilt'.

The sentry replied: 'There is nothing worn, Ma'am, its all in perfect working order'.

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An Australian was asked to donate to the church reroofing fund. So he gave some of the lead back.
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Give me two hot dogs.
One with mustard and one without."

"Which one without?"
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There was a very gracious lady who was mailing an old family Bible to her brother in another part of the country.
"Is there anything breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk.

"Only the Ten Commandments." answered the lady.

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[Patsy33]

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