Bad Jokes

[Ken4155]

Q; What do you call a broken can opener?
A; A can't opener.

There are three types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

Q; What's red and bad for your teeth?
A; A brick.

A man and a giraffe walk into a bar. After downing a few drinks, the giraffe keels over and dies. The man begins to walk out.
"Hey, you can't leave that lying here" shouts the barman.
The man turns and shouts back, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe."

My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that but it's also terrible.

Q; What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A; Bob.

Q; What's the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?
A: "Oops!"

Q; What's the stupidest animal in the jingle?
A; The polar bear.

The only thing flat-Earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themseves.

[Stickybottle]

What is big
Red
And eats rocks ?



A big red rock eater !


What do you get if you cross a motorway with a fridge ?


Killed !

[Patsy33]

:-))
Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They fought tooth and nail.

[brian j john]

Suicidal identical twin kills sister by mistake