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marval | 14:06 Mon 09th Nov 2009 | Jokes
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I have permission to post bad jokes, so here goes.

Why was the chicken happy?
Beacause everything was eggcellent
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

'Cos chickens hadn't evolved yet:-)
14:39 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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marval,,,,,,there's bad......and there's eggs-cruciatingly bad....
14:41 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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I am shell shocked at that answer craft1948
15:47 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Permission withdrawn!
18:12 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Oh dear, that bad was it?
20:04 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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oh marval - you crack me up even with your fowlest of jokes !!!!
20:07 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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I am eggsasperated!
20:09 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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that is eggactly what I thought !
20:11 Mon 09th Nov 2009
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Thanks pericat, love the use of fowlest.


What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?
A bird that lays down
20:13 Mon 09th Nov 2009

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